Directed by Jeanne Jo
It’s a perfect night: Miranda is about to take her new boyfriend Sean out to a party for the first time as a couple. What could go wrong? Unfortunately, Sean doesn’t believe in monogamy — and Miranda has just inserted a possessed TAMPON into her vagina. When Miranda gives Sean another chance, her Tampon comes to life and pulls the string on this bad relationship for good.
No one loves a tampon. I remember sitting on the toilet at age thirteen, unfolding a tampon insertion diagram and trying to figure out what goes where, like a gunshot victim assembling an IKEA chair. No one loves a tourniquet either—but when...